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ANONYMOUS JONES'
AUSTRALIAN EMIGRATION NEWSLETTER #11
THE CASE FOR SIBERIAN EMIGRATION
Once again, our subscribers have made their wishes known!
An excellent case has been made for emigration to Siberia
rather than either Australia OR New Zealand, which brings
the question of whether we here at the Anonymous Jones'
Australian Emigration Headquarters should put out a
special issue on Siberia as a potential emigration target.
To be sure, we hesitate to mention Siberia (or any other
Soviet political subdivision) in the same sentence with
the phrase "target", but realistically, we feel that it
is extremely unlikely that Soviet intelligence might have
a branch office here in the Research Triangle Area, and
anyway, we feel a moral obligation to pursue any sort of
investigation which could lead to World Peace and the
Postponement of Armageddon. After all, what could the
KGB do to us that Senator No and the Radical Right are
not already working on? We are now convinced that there
may be other deserving emigration targets elsewhere in
the world, and will attempt to undertake exhaustive
research on these places in response to your suggestions.
(Just a moment, someone's at the door. Back in a minute...)
(C) 1985 by Anonymous Jones. All comments are welcome. Leave
them in the <C>omments Message Base addressed to ANONYMOUS JONES.